Wiggins Family Tuesday Laughs...

I decided to tell these two funny stories not to embarrass my daughters presently or in the future but just to share my funnies for the day.

Scenario #1... Reese

We ran out this morning to take a movie back to the redbox and to make another stop and the conversation between Reese and I went like this...

I just got done telling her where I was planning on going...
Reese "Mommy, where else are we going?"
Me "well maybe we will go drive by and see the new hospital where Claire might be born" (the last couple of days I have been researching new OB care and the new hospital opening Feb. 27 not but two miles from my house
Reese "oh where they took my pee?"
Me "um no this is the new Hospital, no one has been there yet"
Reese "oh not where they took my pee? you know from my VAJONNA" (as she patted her crotch)
Me "no this is a new place"
then as we pass the clinic where over the summer we thought she had the UTI and we took her to get a urine sample and Reese pointed and said "there mommy, that is where we went for my pee and VAJONNA"

I was seriously trying at this point not to die by laughing attack, I simply agreed with that yes that was the place that took her pee tested... I love my 4 year old's brain...

oh and yes, I am one of those Moms that wants to teach my child the politically correct names for her body parts... I still avoid saying the V word as much as possible but obviously it has somewhat stuck the few times I have had to say it.....

Scenario #2 Paige

This afternoon during nap/quiet time the girls were supposed to be settled and quiet in their room... they weren't, I knew it would be hard for them today because we hadn't really done too much that would make them tired... I had already gone back there once to tell them to be quiet and just rest. After awhile of QUIET I thought, yay, we have success, boy I was wrong, all of a sudden I hear Paige laughing and her bed squeaking... well I go back there and she is BUTT naked jumping on her bed. Her clothes right there at her feet, Reese in her bed, just giggling away at her NAKED sister....

My two silly little girls, what will I ever do with Little Miss Claire?